February 2011
1 post
1 tag
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
What has facebook done to me.
I use to love, then facebook taught me to like. I use to hug, now I poke.
And whenever I’m in a fight, instead of arguing, I scream “BLOCKED.”
September 2010
2 posts
2 tags
July 2010
1 post
Jon Brion - Cubes →
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
5 posts
“This was an application essay to NYU:
I am a dynamic figure, often seen...”
November 2009
1 post
6.5 second thoughts from 160 feet
I’m soaked with inspiration. It’s hard to stop and the next thing you know, it’s 4:25 in the morning. Fuck. Chicago’s a great town and the greenhouse is a blast. We’re overwhelmed as in 90 hours of work a week when you add classes and the internship jazz. Whether it’s writing dark stories about rockstars or coming up with a story for a children’s story...
September 2009
3 posts
I want Wisconsin in my mouth. →
August 2009
16 posts
I heart on Muscle Milk →
Nude beach
How do you handle a nude beach erection?
Hail in the summertime
In Germany, when it rains it hails. Here’s where it gets interesting, if you start complaining in your mind; lightning strikes the ground 20 feet away from you. I don’t know what happens if you keep complaining, I didn’t want to find out. You win this time Germany.
July 2009
9 posts
Prison might not be so bad after all →
Hand motions
I always thought if I used enough hand motions, I could get by anywhere. Once I moved to Hamburg-where I speak zero German-I realized I was wrong. Dead wrong.
It’s time to learn some gutteral syllables and stop swinging my hands like Mussolini.
June 2009
11 posts
